Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

In the humble book bundle there's a whole book entitled "The Ultimate Basic Training Guidebook"

That seems like an awful lot of words for "do whatever your CO tells you"

@Jo Huh.

I don't like it

Logotype is too light

@scoots @maple posts

@maple

@maple maple shitposts are best shitposts

@maple ah, was just wondering if he'd done any new dickbaggery on top of the regular variety

@maple anything in particular or just in general?

@InspectorCaracal just make sure it's nothing that'll tarnish otherwise you'll have to spend all your mornings polishing antlers

which shockingly isn't a euphemism

@maple queer buns... qu... buns... qubuns... CUBANS!

MAKE CUBA A QUEER BUNNY SANCTUARY THAT ALL THE QUEER BUNS CAN VISIT AND FROLIC AND STUFF!

Columbus was an idiot

Calling where he landed in the americas the "west indies"

First, not India, so not indies

Second, even if he were right about it being India, it wouldn't be the "west" indies, it would be the "east" indies, as in the eastern part of the indies, the "west" indies would be the western part

@Siphonay@octodon.social I read that as "ungulate" and yes, sometimes I do indeed llama

Apparently Salisbury has been named "the best place to live in the UK" by the Sunday Times

Nice place by all accounts, lots of my friends have recommended going there to see the 123-metre tall spire which they tell me is famous throughout the world

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2019/apr/14/salisbury-named-best-place-to-live-in-uk-over-novichok-recovery

lil hedgie doing a clean!

@gazelle as an octopus I can verify that long arms are pretty damn awesome and useful

@007@mastodon.xyz @colon_three *the internationale starts playing*

@maple ah, we had full faith in you though

@maple proof was never needed

@sydneyfalk custom keyboards is something I know a little about

you'll want all the keyswitches wired into a matrix and that matrix wired into the IO of your microcontroller of choice

for firmware you can do a custom keymap for qmk https://github.com/qmk/qmk_firmware

guides are available, for this the best places to look are reddit.com/r/mechanicalkeyboards and deskthority.net