Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

footsyballsy (american handegg) is so incredibly money-gated as a sport it's surprising to me that it's such a big thing over there

for a footsyballsy game you need:
- hundreds of dollars of kit per person
- special balls
- big goal thingies built on each side of a field

for football you need:
- one mostly round thing

@sydneyfalk kind of like rugby but more corporate and they all wear armour for some reason

@srol well if that isn't a once in a lifetime opportunity I don't know what is

@maple there's a "gendersis does what nitendon't" joke here somewhere but I can't quite make it

Last time Notre Dame needed repairs we got a Victor Hugo novel (The Hunchback of Notre Dame)

This time around I'm expecting another crap Dan Brown book

@noelle the energyhorn is equal to the matterhorn times the speed of light squared

@maple definitely yes

Concerning news as France releases a photo of the first contractor hired for the restoration of Notre Dame

@colon_three in the past people were lucky to see 0.00004 mph, with today's technology speeds of 36000 mph are possible

@InspectorCaracal @noelle apparently it's a girl and her friends going off to kill a cranky enderdragon or something

...what?

"‘Minecraft’ Movie is Coming in 2022"

https://variety.com/2019/gaming/news/minecraft-movie-2022-1203190742/

if designer fursuits are now a thing I hope the fashion world will take the term "catwalk" more literally

"hi"

@maple I can do it from the UK

@Jo there are a surprisingly large number of people into country music over here

okay, anything above 0 would be surprising, but there's enough to have multiple clubs around the country for square dancing and other bollocks

@maple aaaaaaaaaaa