Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@TheGibson @Eunomia https://gnujihad.neocities.org/leak/

@Eunomia would you care to comment on the apparent chatlog leaks accusing members of the fediverse of being "paranoid", "spreading gossip", and "making up ... ridiculous scenarios"?

@TheGibson what's russian for "UR A DAMN FED!"?

I'm a firm believer in the right to keep and arm bears

*in the distance*"WHO THE HELL GAVE THAT GRIZZLY AN RPG?!?"

"THEY'RE NOT EVEN NATIVE TO THIS COUNTRY!"

The great filter is apparently the instagram gingham one

Turns out when civilisations develop that they just spend all their time making stuff look like old polaroids and die out

always gently the maple syrup

@starwall my theory is that all the aliens are going "shush, be quiet or the weird 'hoomans' will hear us, don't want their sort rampaging around the universe"

footsyballsy (american handegg) is so incredibly money-gated as a sport it's surprising to me that it's such a big thing over there

for a footsyballsy game you need:
- hundreds of dollars of kit per person
- special balls
- big goal thingies built on each side of a field

for football you need:
- one mostly round thing

@sydneyfalk kind of like rugby but more corporate and they all wear armour for some reason

@srol well if that isn't a once in a lifetime opportunity I don't know what is

@maple there's a "gendersis does what nitendon't" joke here somewhere but I can't quite make it

Last time Notre Dame needed repairs we got a Victor Hugo novel (The Hunchback of Notre Dame)

This time around I'm expecting another crap Dan Brown book

@noelle the energyhorn is equal to the matterhorn times the speed of light squared

@maple definitely yes

Concerning news as France releases a photo of the first contractor hired for the restoration of Notre Dame

@colon_three in the past people were lucky to see 0.00004 mph, with today's technology speeds of 36000 mph are possible