Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@maple who?

J. Robert Oppenheimer invented the "Atomic Martini"

According to bartending legend, he hid a bottle of Vermouth in the Trinity nuclear test, thereby ensuring that, when the device exploded, the particles of vermouth were spread across the atmosphere of Earth

The recipe for an Atomic Martini is to add gin to a glass, wave it outside for a bit so to add the correct amount of vermouth from the atmosphere, and then it's ready to drink

I'm just wondering when I get the singing voice

'cause at the moment I can't sing for shit

The other day when I was cleaning up after the hedgies (mucky lil buggers they are, spreading their food everywhere, but I love 'em) a pigeon came to the bird feeder right next to me for some food and to say hello

I think I'm turning into a disney princess

@maple it's still really nice to see them all snuffling along though, just balancing their comfort with my desire to cuddle the cute lil critters

now if they wandered up to me you bet I'm gonna pet 'em

@maple I'd love to but they're properly wild animals and it would only distress them

Mapple watch: like an apple watch but instead of siri it's @maple with a card catalogue

@banjofox@elekk.xyz yep, egg verbis

the breakfast version of ogg vorbis

🥚 verbis

Rainbow G-SHOCK!

MTG-B1000RB, limited edition, ion plated for nice rainbowyness

https://www.casio-watches.com/basel/en/product/g-shock/mtg-b1000rb.html

@maple weirdly I'm cool with any type of creature like that unless it's a spider

stick insects with spindly legs: "hey friend!"
spiders with spindly legs: "AAAA FUCK FUCK FUCK KILL IT"

@maple lady of the lake but it's coffee

distributing swords to all and sundry

If the eunomia project really cared about fitting in to the ethos of the fediverse they'd have tooted the communist manifesto and made a fursona already

Good news from Notre Dame, the bees survived! 🐝

https://edition.cnn.com/2019/04/19/europe/notre-dame-bees-fire-intl-scli/index.html

octopus loves all critters

Hedgie in colour!

This one was out really late last night so we caught it in colour!