Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@maple CHANGELOG: she/her deprecated in favour of it/its

@calm@weirder.earth oh yeah, William Shatner famously couldn't find Lance Ullanoff on here and buggered off (from this article two years ago about how "mastodon won't survive" https://mashable.com/2017/04/05/mastodon-wont-survive/) and Wil Wheaton we chased off a while ago

Only on mastodon are you truly safe from bad actors

Really, we managed to get rid of Wil Wheaton AND William Shatner! No bad actors here

@caymanwent@snouts.online I'm not entirely sure you can include a defence contractor that does business with the saudis in the same sentence as the word "woke"

@InspectorCaracal let's just use epoch time, no need for ordering stuff in that one!

@InspectorCaracal ah, right, gotcha

considering we're already using 60 seconds/minutes and 24 hours instead of 10 or 100 if could be said that we've already broken the logic so ordering it small to big isn't much of a leap, deffo use yyyy-mm-dd HH:MM:ss because it reads better though

@InspectorCaracal nah, it's definitely going [smaller unit][bigger unit]

seconds in front just looks weird though

@InspectorCaracal the opposite, 35:51:20 04-05-2019, might also make logical sense, but looks absolutely ridiculous

@maple @noelle nachos would obviously be chips (computer) with dips ( ) and cheese

nanite burritos would be pretty cool

@noelle @maple nanite arancini which I have no idea what it would do but would probably taste great

@noelle @maple nanite biryani, makes all thermal sensors report temperatures several degrees higher than they should be

@maple super awesome!

@noelle @maple egg fried nanites, no immediate effect but you want more of it 30 minutes later

@maple *best post factory

@maple couldn't resist

and nanites result in goo

that's the jokes done, out of my system, what were we talking about?

@maple "rabbit hole" eh?

@maple nanites are the robot equivalent of like, rice, or maybe couscous

@maple I need to go up costco to see if they do giant bags of op-amps for you

@Gargron tweet the entire communist manifesto

@trawzified@fosstodon.org only pictures at the moment, I'd have to get in some more data storage if I started taking videos every night