Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@dragonmagic a real-life version of that might be a neat touch to a cosplay or something

lockpicks or bump keys wouldn't be ideal in there but maybe a set of TSA keys on the end of acrylic fingernails, have a cover that can clip on to make them look like standard nails but it's removable to reveal the key

@apLundell@octodon.social completely missing out on the far cooler biology/chemistry/materials science/blacksmithing crossover course "wanna make a sword out of the blood of your enemies? here's how!"

@maple and that's why furry corner is the best

@Jo "aptitude why" is both the exclamation and the command that might help finding out what the hell it is

@Jo I can only think that something installed has either of those listed as a dependency

I have no idea what the fuck that would be though

@a_breakin_glass yeah, probably not

can't say I've been following it that closely though so the only reason he shouldn't be that I'm 100% certain of is that it would really annoy him

probably other good reasons too

because the hedgehogs were piling up at the cafe and it was stressing them out a bit I built them an addition

birb.

three hedgie queue to get in to the cafe

I'd make the doors bigger but then the cats/foxes/birds would keep raiding it and leave no food for the hedgehogs so they're going to have to learn to queue up nicely

@maple sponsored oxford united they did

@noelle goblin trebuchets?

@wigglytuffitout yeah, the crushed up ramen would stand in for the sev, it has peanuts in anyway, lentils, some fried onion, peas are in there anyway so making them wasabi peas isn't out of the way

just come up with a more appropriate spice mix and you're there!

@wigglytuffitout like a japanese take on bombay mix

that actually sounds pretty good

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN I'M FREE TO GO NOW!? I SPENT YEARS IN THAT EMBASSY TO HIDE FROM THE AMERICANS! ARE YOU SERIOUSLY TELLING ME I SPENT YEARS IN THERE FOR NO REASON AT ALL?"
"yup, bugger off"

The UK government should decline Julian Assange's extradition to the USA

Not because he shouldn't be extradited or anything, but because him spending years hiding in an embassy to only get 50 weeks in prison for jumping bail would be hilarious

@maple CES: Cheese Entertainment Show

Lance Ulanoff posted his "6 reasons Mastodon won't survive" article over two years ago

https://mashable.com/2017/04/05/mastodon-wont-survive/

Ooh, someone jumped the gun making a page live, a not yet announced new Omega Seamaster Diver 300M variant, black bezel, white dial, black rubber strap

I'm also assuming this'll be available on the bracelet

Looks pretty neat