Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN I'M FREE TO GO NOW!? I SPENT YEARS IN THAT EMBASSY TO HIDE FROM THE AMERICANS! ARE YOU SERIOUSLY TELLING ME I SPENT YEARS IN THERE FOR NO REASON AT ALL?"
"yup, bugger off"

The UK government should decline Julian Assange's extradition to the USA

Not because he shouldn't be extradited or anything, but because him spending years hiding in an embassy to only get 50 weeks in prison for jumping bail would be hilarious

@maple CES: Cheese Entertainment Show

Lance Ulanoff posted his "6 reasons Mastodon won't survive" article over two years ago

https://mashable.com/2017/04/05/mastodon-wont-survive/

Ooh, someone jumped the gun making a page live, a not yet announced new Omega Seamaster Diver 300M variant, black bezel, white dial, black rubber strap

I'm also assuming this'll be available on the bracelet

Looks pretty neat

@maple CHANGELOG: she/her deprecated in favour of it/its

@calm@weirder.earth oh yeah, William Shatner famously couldn't find Lance Ullanoff on here and buggered off (from this article two years ago about how "mastodon won't survive" https://mashable.com/2017/04/05/mastodon-wont-survive/) and Wil Wheaton we chased off a while ago

Only on mastodon are you truly safe from bad actors

Really, we managed to get rid of Wil Wheaton AND William Shatner! No bad actors here

@caymanwent@snouts.online I'm not entirely sure you can include a defence contractor that does business with the saudis in the same sentence as the word "woke"

@InspectorCaracal let's just use epoch time, no need for ordering stuff in that one!

@InspectorCaracal ah, right, gotcha

considering we're already using 60 seconds/minutes and 24 hours instead of 10 or 100 if could be said that we've already broken the logic so ordering it small to big isn't much of a leap, deffo use yyyy-mm-dd HH:MM:ss because it reads better though

@InspectorCaracal nah, it's definitely going [smaller unit][bigger unit]

seconds in front just looks weird though

@InspectorCaracal the opposite, 35:51:20 04-05-2019, might also make logical sense, but looks absolutely ridiculous

@maple @noelle nachos would obviously be chips (computer) with dips ( ) and cheese

nanite burritos would be pretty cool

@noelle @maple nanite arancini which I have no idea what it would do but would probably taste great

@noelle @maple nanite biryani, makes all thermal sensors report temperatures several degrees higher than they should be

@maple super awesome!

@noelle @maple egg fried nanites, no immediate effect but you want more of it 30 minutes later

@maple *best post factory

@maple couldn't resist

and nanites result in goo

that's the jokes done, out of my system, what were we talking about?