Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@maple is it a macintosh covered in cheese?

@maple full three course maple meal, nachos to start, made with the finest cpu's and a blend of super good cheeses

mac and cheese for the main

wd40 cupcakes for dessert

@maple I'll have to bake you some nice wd40 cupcakes

@maple oh wow, yeah, that is precisely it

bit like how any type of red hat has gotten, might be fine, but it immediately conjures images of shit red hats

there was a programme on channel 5 all about hedgehogs and looking after them and I want to hug all the hedgehogs

@maple I wonder if it would be easier to rebind your entire keyboard?

the computer fairies disaster recovery plan is to load all the backups onto @maple and run things from there until we get a new server

@maple

@noelle @revenant @maple oh shit I've just remembered what the hell that is

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vp-sqiTfHI0&t=0s

it's hamlet

@TheGibson @Gargron a fortnight doesn't really count as "some time"

Gargron was the one who did the commit that took out reporting in the libremone fork

Hey @Gargron would you like to comment on the whole purism thing considering you're doing work for them?

@masanbol@snouts.online

@sydneyfalk @maple I'm not entirely sure if their explanation is better or worse than them adding the tracking themselves

@sydneyfalk @maple yep, according to them the matrix app they lifted wholesale had google analytics in there and they didn't notice

If Purism actually believes they're morally right in publishing everything no moderation whatsoever would they get mad at me for broadcasting poorly written, exceedingly graphic erotica featuring all of their mothers?

I mean, I'd just be facilitating those frozen peaches, they couldn't possibly be mad at me spreading stories about Mrs. Weaver's escapades with a marrow plant and a 55 gallon drum of personal lubricant