Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@Shrigglepuss the bit of law to look at is The Consumer Contracts (Information, Cancellation and Additional Charges) Regulations 2013

http://www.legislation.gov.uk/uksi/2013/3134/contents/made

If you inform them of your intention to cancel the order in writing by fax or email then they've got 14 days to refund your money before they're in contravention of it, there's a form letter to do that in schedule 3

our hedgehogs obviously have refined tastes

they always wolf down tesco's chicken pate cat food

we tried them on asda's last night and they didn't even touch the stuff

we must be treating them far too well

@maple @Zelli aaaaa so cute!

@ElfLord practice helps, one with a longer spout with a pronounced lip on the end might be a help

or just make it in the mug like we do 99% of the time, seriously, teapots only get used on special occasions or if you're having some kind of bougie tea that comes loose

it's been many years since I last used a sewing machine but it seems I've remembered enough to make a rough but perfectly serviceable peg bag for the washing line

yay!

has anyone seen my sleep pattern? it's wandered off somewhere

@maple

@Jo yeah, I don't see it often either so I can't remember when they started

@Jo I think they've had them doing some for a while

mac and cheese: made with REAL apple macintoshes!

@maple I also now need to get in touch with with a pasta company to make computer-shaped pasta that for legal reasons cannot be referred to as mac-shaped

@maple is it a macintosh covered in cheese?

@maple full three course maple meal, nachos to start, made with the finest cpu's and a blend of super good cheeses

mac and cheese for the main

wd40 cupcakes for dessert

@maple I'll have to bake you some nice wd40 cupcakes

@maple oh wow, yeah, that is precisely it

bit like how any type of red hat has gotten, might be fine, but it immediately conjures images of shit red hats

there was a programme on channel 5 all about hedgehogs and looking after them and I want to hug all the hedgehogs

@maple I wonder if it would be easier to rebind your entire keyboard?

the computer fairies disaster recovery plan is to load all the backups onto @maple and run things from there until we get a new server