Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@johnrandom like a kinder egg?

open it up and there's a little toy inside?

@wintgenstein @maple I accept your apology, while you're at it you should probably apologise to @maple as well since she was trying to explain to you why your jump to conclusions was inaccurate as well

@wintgenstein @maple really?

'cause that was 100% what you were implying there

or is this the backpedal from you realising you went off half cocked there

@maple @wintgenstein I mean, I wasn't going to bring it up because it's pretty immaterial to the discussion but claiming that I, a non-binary person, am going after people just 'cause they happen to be in a gender minority is a bit silly

halp, I removed all the >'s to stop oppression and now none of my CSS works!

@wintgenstein I'm not infantilising you for your gender, I'm infantilising you because your idea of a horrifically old service was launched in '96

@a_breakin_glass "NAZIS USE LANGUAGE, EVERYONE MUST NOW ONLY COMMUNICATE IN VAGUE GRUNTS"

@wintgenstein huh? since when did gender come in to it?

I'm implying that you're literally too young to know about plain text only e-mail and should therefore get off my proverbial lawn

lol someone using "hotmail" as their prime example of a really old outdated email system

get off my lawn, infant

@revolverocelot ah yeah, that is a super neat one

swatch do some really fun stuff

@maple is best text-to-speech engine

@maple I'll admit, I didn't have much to work with there but I crammed it into a compliment-type shape anyway

@maple you must be the version of one where all angles are less than 90 degrees

'cause you acute!

player 3 has entered the game

🦔 🦔 🦔

@revolverocelot hey now, none of that "fuck watches" talk here

Can someone please take a casio or something to mars already so omega will shut the fuck up about some of their watches going to the moon?

and here we have the inevitable limited edition speedmaster for the 50th anniversary of Apollo 11

uses the new 3861 movement, which is nice

also there's the possibility of getting serial number 6969/6969, which is [i]nice[/i]

@maple is it possible that they're also using packet inspection?

If that's the case then SSH-over-SSL should get around that