Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@maple it's certainly not everything, you're doing a cracking job at a whole bunch of stuff

I know the things that don't work out are taking up a disproportionate amount of space in your mind at the moment, but there's so much that you're doing great with

@maple *wafts emotional support your way*

what's up bun?

@jez @mal that's far earlier than mine, looks like it is indeed usenet

@mal pretty sure it was actually SA

SHINY SHINY SHINY

Glashütte Original are doing dive watches!

3 standard models, a 39.5mm version with date at 3 and "old radium" lume, 2 43.2mm models with big date at 4:30 and available in blue or black

All three available on synthetic, rubber, or metal bracelet

https://monochrome-watches.com/glashutte-original-comes-back-to-the-dive-watch-market-with-the-seaq-collection-live-pics/

@johnrandom like a kinder egg?

open it up and there's a little toy inside?

@wintgenstein @maple I accept your apology, while you're at it you should probably apologise to @maple as well since she was trying to explain to you why your jump to conclusions was inaccurate as well

@wintgenstein @maple really?

'cause that was 100% what you were implying there

or is this the backpedal from you realising you went off half cocked there

@maple @wintgenstein I mean, I wasn't going to bring it up because it's pretty immaterial to the discussion but claiming that I, a non-binary person, am going after people just 'cause they happen to be in a gender minority is a bit silly

halp, I removed all the >'s to stop oppression and now none of my CSS works!

@wintgenstein I'm not infantilising you for your gender, I'm infantilising you because your idea of a horrifically old service was launched in '96

@a_breakin_glass "NAZIS USE LANGUAGE, EVERYONE MUST NOW ONLY COMMUNICATE IN VAGUE GRUNTS"

@wintgenstein huh? since when did gender come in to it?

I'm implying that you're literally too young to know about plain text only e-mail and should therefore get off my proverbial lawn

lol someone using "hotmail" as their prime example of a really old outdated email system

get off my lawn, infant

@revolverocelot ah yeah, that is a super neat one

swatch do some really fun stuff

@maple is best text-to-speech engine

@maple I'll admit, I didn't have much to work with there but I crammed it into a compliment-type shape anyway

@maple you must be the version of one where all angles are less than 90 degrees

'cause you acute!