Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@InspectorCaracal snarky

@InspectorCaracal fastidious

@InspectorCaracal pensive

@maple *holds computerfairi.es*

@a_breakin_glass omats didn't have the "fuck this specific fish" themes, it was just "I wanna fish" but yeah, lots of sitting on a boat involved with both

bloke carries the mast of the boat over his shoulders teach goes "JUST LIKE CHRIST ON THE CROSS!", no teach, that's just how you carry a fucking mast, how the fuck else are you going to carry the fucker?

he's out there for three days, teach goes "JUST LIKE CHRIST DID!", no, that's clearly not a direct correlation, this dude is trying to catch a fish and jesus fucked off on a long weekend, that's the full extent of the similarity here

amazon suggested I buy a copy of the old man and the sea and it reminded me how much I fucking hated that section of my english lit class

the book's fine, story of a bloke fighting a fish, kinda wanted the fish to win but whatever, good book

what I hated was the constant "THIS IS A CHRIST ANALOGY"

computerfairi.es: basically the fediverse version of that island in japan populated by hundreds of bunnies

@hasya23 certainly not wells

that's how you start polluting ground water

volcanoes though...

any time I hear billie eilish's "bad guy" on the radio I always expect it to segue into "we are number one"

thanks internet, you've ruined me

reggie is a good cat

@noelle ah, standard night-time public transport then

@maple somewhere between 1980 and 2020

BREAKING NEWS: good hedgie does a drink

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@maple oh good god, I hadn't seen the new one, jesus fuck

"let's sand down that wall for repainting" I thought

nope, paint all ended up flaking off so had to strip the paint from the entire wall

@cassolotl@queer.party I'd codify the Labour votes as pro-faffing around and not actually coming up with a coherent stance on brexit personally

looking at the detailed breakdown of the voting it appears that just over 50% of the people who voted in my area are complete cunts*

sucks but honestly I'm a bit surprised that percentage wasn't higher

*voted for the brexit party, conservatives, ukip, or the english democrats