Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@Duende@snouts.online possible that she attended multiple universities concurrently

Going through only universities that have engineering courses, if she went to Boston, USA she could attend 6 at the same time, then London for 5 at the same time, Paris for 4, and then Hong Kong for another 4 leaving it at minimum 16 years to attend 19 universities

Assuming all the exam times line up nicely and she knows English, French, and Chinese

That's just places where all of them are in the same city

@jessmahler not anything with that particular name but we've got bits of "ancient woodland" all over the place

Stuff in England is old

So old in fact that we've got the "New Forest", called such because it was proclaimed to be a royal forest as recently as 1079

I would sit through an incredible number of the most boring conferences if I got pokemans at the end of it

International Conference on Future Energy Systems? Sign me the fuck up if I get a Pikachu I can take home with me to pet

I don't really care about anything going on at the current video games expo unless Nintendo announce that they're working with a genetics firm and giving everyone on earth a free wooloo

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The real trolley problem is the fact that they're quite clearly trams, not trolleys

maybe some could sound like steam engines

"chuff chuff chuff chuff" all along the road

New EU regs on electric cars state that they now must make a noise when they're going below 20km/h because previously they were too quiet and people didn't notice them

I want them to go "VRUM! vroom vroom vroom"

Current hedgiecam archive size: 18GB

That's a lot of hedgies! 🦔

nurse yesterday: try not to get the stitches or bandages wet

.... I'M A FUKKEN OCTOPUS! HOW THE FUCK AM I MEANT TO DO THAT?!

hedgie says hello

@m1st *squishes back with arms*

@m1st yep! and octopus is all squidgy and bouncy!

@m1st octopus just fell out of bed

well, that was an unwanted trip up the minor injury unit

managed to slip with a chisel and put a nasty cut in my finger

still, they were very nice to my clumsy-ass self and didn't take that long to get around to taping me back up again

@maple new public works project to build a comprehensive canal system just so we have more stuff to build bridges over

@maple maple forgets to pay upkeep bills on the local bridge, bridge collapses, so we all go on a trip to find building materials and make a new bridge!