Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

If someone did a slight update and re-release of the Sinclair C5 I'm sure they'd sell like hotcakes

@canary wait, calling sharks over to settle disputes is an option?!

Why did nobody tell me this?!

a reggie in his natural habitat

Here's an article on why people keep accidentally calling Jeremy Hunt "Jeremy Cunt"

https://www.wired.co.uk/article/jeremy-hunt-mp

The reason people intentionally call him a cunt is because he is one

Autogyros are exactly the kind of goofy looking stuff that should be more popular

I mean, just look at the things, they're lovely

People keep asking where the flying cars are, here they are in all their glory

@maple 🎶 I can show you the world wide web 🎶

@maple yeah, it looks like it'll have Problems

@maple "so, looking at this circuit board it appears this generates a repeating signal here... let's have a looksee if that's serial data..."

*plugs in*
*screen displays "bunbunbunbunbunbunbunbunbun"*

that poster probably isn't a good sign

also, what self-respecting gang in night city would go around with the name "animals" and not be in full fursuits at all times?

@Gargron 'course it does, last time nazis found a covenant it burned their faces off

BEES ARE GOOD
BEES ARE GOOD
ALL OF THESE BEES ARE GOOD

hedgie does a jump!

gaming... browser?

@noelle @maple jellybean hot chocolate

@maple jelly beans are super good

NAAAAA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA KATAMARI DAMACY

@scoots oof

main reason I don't buy expensive notebooks, as nice as they are I know they're just going to be filled with random junk