Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@maple I'd assumed they were trying to coin a new phrase along the lines of "is the pope catholic?" and "do bears shit in the woods?"

@maple I did double check we had, all the toots recently made me think "wait, we've done that already haven't we? A while back, I think I remember that being done, better check"

the spice girls bit in the trailer for "The Boys" has entirely sold me on watching it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06rueu_fh30

@tom HAPPY BIRFDAY

@maple mine's totally going to sound like the jetsons car

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdWswvLPdE0

for context on the pressure rating to actually get a pressure of 1500 bar under water you'd have to go to the deepest part of the earth's oceans and dig a hole another 4 kilometres

@maple woobiesoft

Oh hey, Omega made a one-off watch with 1,500 bar of water resistance for some diving expedition thing

neat

https://www.omegawatches.com/planet-omega/ocean/worldsdeepestdive

@tom IIRC for vampires it's not a private space you need, it's a threshold of a domestic dwelling

@Alyx "why does this cider taste like fish?"

"hey, I didn't know exactly which genes to copy over, I just copied a load of them"

"ah, the stack overflow approach to gene editing"

Reason #7812 I'm not allowed in genetics labs: glowy trees

I want like, bio luminescent apple trees

Plant them along paths

Save a load on street lighting

Also make glowy cider from them

@masanbol@snouts.online I'm pretty sure that federating with gab would be its own punishment

still, yeah, anyone federating with gab is showing poor judgement to the level that federating with them is probably not a good idea

@Jo also, it can't be cancelled by the fact that amazon finished making it

@Nine only the best kinder eggs here, smuggled over the border, don't let the cops find out though, the fines aren't... cheap

egg crimes

@m1st *pets*