Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

roofs of the hog cafe were letting in a bit of water so I blagged some old roofing felt

reggie is a long cat

cultists on a budget that can't quite spring for proper robes so they're all in dressing gowns

@maple 🧡

ravelry something something adolf knitler

@maple hey, Perfect Score had you singing and it's great

@maple singing Daisy Bell is traditional

if you don't pay your exorcist there's a danger that your home may become repossessed

@Jo I'm also tempted

don't have a clue what I'd do with it, but it'd be neat

@Jo @iona two different transmitters?

@InspectorCaracal @maple boop the beep?

more 🦔

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@sydneyfalk 2: they all really got into this trend from egypt called "paper", they say it's a more flexible system but as far as I can tell it just keeps on bursting into flame, it'll fall out of fashion soon

3: you're actually up to four questions there, plenty of imagination, just can't math

@sydneyfalk there was dolphin.town that was all e's

@maple I'm usually on public transport so it probably wouldn't be much use for me personally but if I drove I would totally want that

with the schtick that maple is in fact hiding in the car just behind the dashboard