Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@maple ooh, idea, osmand is an open source gps navigation thingy app and has the whole voice guidance thing, might be doable to have a maple voice pack to tell you where to go!

@maple morning maple

@maple wishing you all the luck

@tom do you want an eldritch abomination?! This is how you get an eldritch abomination!

the hog cafe also functions as a cat bed!

@sydneyfalk it's certainly wbc inspired

oh, loads of bible verses as toots, clearly can't be much of a christian though since you're forcing me to work on the sabbath by needing to suspend your ass

grumbly grumble

@maple *brings out another chair so maple can join in the yelling at kids on the comuterfairi.es lawn*

@centralavenue gets a lot easier when you've got to the point of having all the usual suspects suspended, then it's just keeping an eye out for any new ones that pop up

I mean uh... yes, thank you for the appreciation of the incredibly difficult job we do

We're totally not just pushing a few buttons any time we happen to see a wanker appear

@Nine @maple *fire suppression systems go off*

SEE! It's raining!

Reason #2345 I'm not allowed in Amazon's datacentres: covering all the servers with cotton wool so they properly look like the cloud

British culture is seeing a road sign saying "Heavy Plant Crossing" and thinking "fuuuuck! triffids!"

@Nine two partitions?

🦔

bleep bloop

@InspectorCaracal wizards have staves > wizards have big swishy cloaks > staves are totally air