Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@maple I think there are larger problems, the discover page doesn't work either

it's not a "side hustle"

it's a second job

@vanillavoid I'm half way there

@halcy ..."censorship proof"...

wait, so why are they complaining about mastodon et al. censoring them when "their" protocol is "censorship proof"

@maple keyboard perfect size for pawbs!

dolphins are just weird sharks

Feel free to contact us if you want shipping to other places, shipping to the ISS for example would be about a grand though so maybe wait until you get back

Y'know what would be a fun thing to do this weekend?

DMing @maple to buy a cool computer pin!

They're $8 each and it's $5 for shipping anywhere in the world!*

*(up to 10 pins)

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"Jimmy Carter rabbit incident" is one of my favourite wikipedia page titles

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jimmy_Carter_rabbit_incident

@sydneyfalk I love this idea

He'd probably say "hell no, I've got other stuff to do" but this would be brilliant

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@CoronaCoreanici Twitch Plays Politics

The hot new thing in direct democracy

@Alyx only that it's a fucking stupid idea

The UK is changing the colour of its passports from burgundy to blue in a show of "sovereignty from the EU" or some bullshit

Resulting in the loss of 170 jobs in the UK as the contract for making them went to a Franco-German firm making them in Poland rather than the usual UK supplier

https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/passport-manufacturer-cut-170-jobs-16483109?

@Jo @LottieVixen oh god

@tom you either die a willow or live to become the giles