Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@maple this is making me think album (or EP) released as Pico 8 cartridge

as a note, the ISS is not covered by $5 flat-rate shipping

still got my fingers crossed that we'll get a pin order from the ISS so I have an excuse to ring up the ESA

"hey, I need some stuff to rappel bears"

"do you mean repel bears?"

"nope, rappel, they want to get down a cliff"

🦔

out in daylight for an early breakfast

@legendaryjoeb that's an awesome kite right there

Pride month 2: WRATH

@maple

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@maple I'm doing customs forms and other "Official" things as well, we're getting really pro around here

Any time there's an order for one of these wonderful pins I walk 300m to and from the nearest post box to send them off

DM @maple to order one today and make me get some of the exercise that I could really do with

@maple drew a me!

Very glad I'm not a secret service agent today

"aaaaand the president just walked into north korea. alone."

"...FUCK"

@tom @maple too long, must be 13 years by this point

@tom @maple literally had a cigarette in my hand when I read the toot

@tom @maple yep, I've tried several times to give up smoking and *takes a drag* hasn't worked yet

Any time I see the phrase "unlimited data" in a phone provider advert I take it as a challenge

The Catholic conception of God is really just three gods stacked up in a trenchcoat