Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@maple vibrating off the chair like a phone vibrates off a table

with all this talk about defederating people, us here at computerfairi.es just recently got to 5 pages' worth of domain blocks!

yay! or boo! depending on your point of view about it being good that we've blocked all those dickheads or bad that we've had to!

@revolverocelot @maple yep

they couldn't even come up with a reasonable number to fake

@brogepi do you want skynet?

this is how you get skynet

@maple yeah, admins falsified the stats to say there are 1 million or so users there

@Alyx been used twice unofficially, both uses are deprecated now though

besides, 420 is too good a number to waste on shitheads

Proposing HTTP status code 470 - "Unavailable for Horrible People" for use when denying access to clients indicating that they're horrible people (e.g. those with a gab user agent)

@maxine there isn't currently an HTTP status code for "Fuck off" but if cloudflare can add arbitrary bullshit so can we

Formally proposing status 470 for telling a client to Fuck Off

🦔 !

Shit, thinking about it the county of Bjorkshire would be an amazing place to live

An English baked pudding side dish made by an Icelandic singer/songwriter

or, Bjorkshire Pudding

@shonalika oh yeah, he did didn't he, she quite rightly told him to fuck off

@shonalika getting off light really, anyone dating adele usually gets turned into an album

@Jo AMIGA COMMORDER

there are actually only 151 pokemon so you shouldn't be surprised that sword and shield doesn't have 1000 of them in it

@masklayer yes

similarly the ADF "Field Ration Eating Device" (or more accurately, the "Fucking Ridiculous Eating Device") is the hand-me-down sneakers of silverware

@kelerak you can indeed

@archadia@tootplanet.space hehe, yep, all part of being an octopus!