Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

The UK Woodland Trust are offering free trees for schools and community organisations

They're currently receiving applications for packs of trees to be delivered in November this year

To be eligible you need to be a non-profit group and the trees must be on land with public access

So if you're wanting to plant a bunch of trees somewhere it might be worth a look

https://www.woodlandtrust.org.uk/plant-trees/free-trees/?

rolling up and combining sheep like baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baa baa katamari dasheepy

ba ba, ba ba, ba ba, ba ba, ba ba ba, ba ba, ba ba, ba ba, ba baaaaaa, BA!

@Violet not a proper cinema if it doesn't have the ba ba's

@maple you've already kinda done mine with the lovely octopus!

@vanillavoid HAPPY BIRFDAY!

@maple vibrating off the chair like a phone vibrates off a table

with all this talk about defederating people, us here at computerfairi.es just recently got to 5 pages' worth of domain blocks!

yay! or boo! depending on your point of view about it being good that we've blocked all those dickheads or bad that we've had to!

@revolverocelot @maple yep

they couldn't even come up with a reasonable number to fake

@brogepi do you want skynet?

this is how you get skynet

@maple yeah, admins falsified the stats to say there are 1 million or so users there

@Alyx been used twice unofficially, both uses are deprecated now though

besides, 420 is too good a number to waste on shitheads

Proposing HTTP status code 470 - "Unavailable for Horrible People" for use when denying access to clients indicating that they're horrible people (e.g. those with a gab user agent)

@maxine there isn't currently an HTTP status code for "Fuck off" but if cloudflare can add arbitrary bullshit so can we

Formally proposing status 470 for telling a client to Fuck Off

🦔 !

Shit, thinking about it the county of Bjorkshire would be an amazing place to live

An English baked pudding side dish made by an Icelandic singer/songwriter

or, Bjorkshire Pudding

@shonalika oh yeah, he did didn't he, she quite rightly told him to fuck off

@shonalika getting off light really, anyone dating adele usually gets turned into an album