Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@peemee given I have no idea what a one of those is I probably wouldn't use it to its full potential

@peemee think I'd go for the standard model, two spare tyres would probably come in more useful than the 6 wheel drive for me

obviously change the big boomy thing for a big paintball thingy

why yes, I will help you paint your house

I want an FV721 Fox to drive around in

It's like a little tiny mini tank!

It's so cute!

@maloki a big ball of wibbly wobbly tooty wooty stuff

@c0debabe they're all totally excitedly yelling at each other

@rey I always saw guillotines as more of a community DIY project than something you go out and buy

@bortzmeyer they'd phrase it as "electromagnetic radiation" to try to make it sound scarier

Been seeing signs about calling for a stop to 5G due to "health reasons"

I really wonder what they think 5G is

@Nine when you press @maple 's turbo button it turns byteself into TURBO OUTBUN

@maple first article is on a machine you built that holds down the A button so you can adequately state your excitement

"AAAAAAAAAAA"

welcome to mastodon; twitter's new service status page

THEY'RE GONNA BAKE COOKIES ON THE ISS!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYA8aHY6yzk

@coda HAPPY BIRFDAY!

@Jo wonder if it's possible to do it from a domain lookup

@Jo if you're just doing one instance of whatever you could do it from IP

@interneteh I've heard "entle" used