Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

50 years ago two people walked on the moon while wearing Omega Speedmasters

Omega have not stopped going on about it since

the best biscuits for dunking in tea are chocolate hobnobs

tired: boot loop
wired: boop loop

Of course this exists

https://throwflame.com/products/flamethrower-drone-kit/

A kit to add a flamethrower to your drone

I always love emails that say "admin has reported <xyz>"

means I don't have to do anything

@mplouffe@scholar.social you never know, that might have been exactly the result they wanted and they did it perfectly

@revolverocelot "HEY, WELCOME! Are you here for the orgy or the sacrifice?"

@Shutsumon @InspectorCaracal ...so what you're saying is that in addition to having an island, we could be pirates

@InspectorCaracal 100,000 or so plastic bottles hard https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/joyxee-island

@skynebula slightly more diverse than I was expecting, they've got a ginger

@bombshellbun I don't think it is but I don't know enough about it to say

ED! ED! ED!

ED IS THE STANDARD TEXT EDITOR

thank you for coming to my ED talk

@heeks huh, that's a surprisingly convenient ratio for a measurement system that was developed by a drunk mathematician rolling dice

@maple gonna have to wrap you in bubble wrap

and then replace the bubble wrap when you discover you get cool poppy sounds if you roll down a hill

bring back hovercrafts as a standard form of transport