Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
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- They/Them
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- Octopus
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- Wiggly
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- 418 I'm a teapot
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Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
airborne delivery service for vertical-rotisserie-cooked meat in a pita called auto gyros
autogyros are great
they're like "I want a helicopter but I don't have that much money" so you just slap some blades on the top of something and bolt an engine to the back and you've got a flying machine
@maple 
is demoscene the robot equivalent of those contortionist acts where they squeeze into small boxes?
@maple I can be on the sidelines with pom-poms
🎶 yeah, maple, byte's our bot
all them demons gonna get shot! 🎶
Sam the Octopus
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Greetings, new users! Welcome to Mastodon and the greater Fediverse!
You may want to consult my Increasingly Less-Brief Guide to Mastodon: https://github.com/joyeusenoelle/GuideToMastodon
It covers topics like:
* How do I get verified on Mastodon?
* Why should I caption my images?
* What the hell is with all the pineapples?
@maple @softgoat oh wow, I was talking to @sydneyfalk about an idea like this just a couple of days ago!
someone should tell the 30-50 feral hogs guy how well trying to shoot large groups of wildlife went for the aussies
Shitty white people
@Jo what a berk
@maple @cassolotl@queer.party now I think about it more it might have been you said it in an off-hand comment and I went all "I'm jumpstarting this bandwagon!"
rotato potato
@maple @cassolotl@queer.party I'm sure you were the one that started that
@cassolotl@queer.party @maple although in that case it is quite funny
@cassolotl@queer.party sometimes it's some small thing that @maple said like rotato potato
@maple yeah, the water temperature's probably not great for it
and at least around here you'd end up with limescale on the motherboard
no idea if that would actually have any effect but I wouldn't want it there
@InspectorCaracal @noelle that last one's more of a statement than a question I know but it certainly raises it
@InspectorCaracal @noelle there's also "where are they coming from", "why do you have to kill them in 3-5 minutes", "why are your kids playing where there are 30-50 feral hogs", and "there are these things called fences"
@noelle this raises more questions
- Pronouns
- They/Them
- Species
- Octopus
- Status
- Wiggly
- Gender
- 418 I'm a teapot
Admin
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
