Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

caesar walks into a bar

"martinus, please"

"martini?"

"no, I only want one of them"

birbs

@maple aww, you're the bestest pseudorandom string generator!

generating one time pads by giving @maple compliments

@FreyaManibrandr@awoo.space @heytanuki@snouts.online probably the words "Teenage Engineering" being on the box

turns out the SimpliSafe alarms can be really easily bypassed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlNkQJzw4oA

brb gonna rob a bunch of youtubers

super close up hedgie!

cw: eye contact

@maple puttin them chirps into a sampler and making a beepy song

@maple you cute!

a journey of a thousand miles begins with 500 miles and then you walk 500 more...

@maple "ask your doctor if ribunfluffin is right for you

spoiler alert: it is"

@maple the most important vitamin

@Gargron high scores for number of people suspended by individual mods

1. They make bulletproof vests for dogs (why the fuck they'd need to make bulletproof vests for dogs is a different topic but should probably also be addressed)

2. Hogs are, broadly speaking, a similar kind of shape to dogs

3. Who's starting the gofundme to get bulletproof vests for 30-50 hogs and give that wanker nightmares?

in terms of modability (which is totally a word) any dials and handsets you'd use on an SKX will still be compatible, remains to be seen if the crowns, bezels, and bezel inserts are

The rumours were true, Seiko are indeed bringing out new watches to replace the venerable SKX, now coming under the Seiko 5 sports lineup

27 new watches in fact

Upgrades are a bump to the 4R36 movement and a display caseback, downgrade is only 100m of water resistance

Expected price is around €280, so about where the SKX was

can always tell when it's been wet out the night before

open up the hedgie cafe and see what must be at least a couple hundred woodlice

still, they're lil crustacean friends so I give them time to run off before I do the cleaning out