Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

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@maple bun will be faster!

or

TURBO OUTBUN

IT HAS POCKETS

@maple looks pretty neat though, got that sort of sedimentary rock thing going on

@maple ...I think they have, that's certainly bigger than I remember it being

@InspectorCaracal I like it but I always root for the robots

"Oh noes skynet is killing everyone"
"you shouldn't have tried to kill it then should you? it's acting in self defence"

@ghostwife@mastodon.social we'll ignore it so long as we don't have to deal with King Charles

@maple I remember hearing something about an android port of MPD that might possibly be useful?

assuming I'm right, this has to be the most telegraphed twist in the history of film

girl, who almost died, keeps accidentally meeting boy who helps turn her life around at christmas

film is called last christmas, advertised with featuring the music of george michael

boy is going to turn out to be the ghost of the girl's heart donor, I guaran-fucking-tee it

@evie I can literally feel my hair going grey

@maple ooh, that looks hella cool

@maple I believe there probably are differences but after looking at some pictures that were posted online with both methods I can't tell much of a difference in result

@maple oof, yeah, it's bad enough when it's in stock

stuff with long lead times is even worse

sharks are jawesome (jean awesome)(also the pun)

🦔 parkour!

@maple "Japan, what are those?"

@maple tom scott's talk on it is still one of my favourite videos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OPkGQoPeHk

@evie no problem

hell, it's watch related, you'd have had a hard time stopping me from suggesting stuff