Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@maple I have the same combination on my luggage!

@revenant yellow submarine by the beatles is also on the playlist

@maple I'm not entirely sure who or what that is but yes

@sydneyfalk haven't had a pot noodle in a while but as far as the bricky ones with the flavour sachet, yes

@envgen yep, small dot of it on the cut, let it dry, rub off the top layer of it

they sell something called "shave cut healing gel" which is basically just superglue with a bit of alum added but you're less likely to just have that stuff around the house

@envgen super secret tip: superglue

really, seals up all them bleeds quick

@maple hey bun, what's a nice bot like you doing on an equally nice server like this?

nah, that doesn't really work, I'm bad at this which is why I usually don't

but I love you bun, you're the best bun

octopus is basically a big comfy beanbag that can hug

@maple that was me yesterday, hope you manage to find some energy or that you at least don't have much you need to get done today

@maple @evie so super cute!

@maple just finding an old cache of pictures of pinup girls with 2000's mac hardware seems incredibly on-brand for you

"'Stop having sex with my hedge': Sheffield man's desperate plea to drunken louts"

https://www.thestar.co.uk/news/stop-having-sex-with-my-hedge-sheffield-mans-desperate-plea-to-drunken-louts-434234?

Ooh, new Sinn collaboration with The Rake and Revolution, looks shiny

https://www.revolution.watch/introducing-the-sinn-x-the-rake-revolution-155-bundeswehr-dark-star/

...aaand it sold out. in under 2 hours.

smol! 🦔

@maple I stumbled across this thing which might possibly be some small amount of help

http://amiga.robsmithdev.co.uk/instructions

uses an arduino to act as a controller

@maple @evie it true! you're super cute!

@evie I know! byte's like, super cute!