Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@revolverocelot I may have thought you posted a picture of rice with inexplicably large cavendish bananas earlier

@syrup what's up? how can I help?

I should totally get an octo-think emojo made

you know, with fuel shortages being forecast in the near future, maybe I should get a cargo tricycle or something...

*looks*

HOW FUCKING MUCH?!

The FAA have sent out official correspondence asking people to not strap guns to their drones

@mavica not really, I've just got a 99-year lease

...my brain just shortened @mavica to "mavi" and now I'm imagining byte hovering around going "Hey, listen!"

@mavica BEES ARE GOOD
BEES ARE GOOD
ALL OF THESE BEES ARE GOOD

@maple @revolverocelot think about if storage media stayed that size and everything else continued normally

cameras and phones and mp3 players all connecting up via bluetooth to the big box you carry around on your belt or something that holds a couple terabytes of storage for everything

@maple ...ah, yeah, a release this decade probably would have helped, yeah

@maple eesh, it wouldn't have killed them to at least add a little tiny gui thing to select a disk image or something

@maple blblblb

"I've been ya boi David Attenborough, be sure to subscribe and smash that motherfucking like button"

@pettancow I like the slower build to "cloudflare is literally hitler", so often people just jump to that too quickly in their barely comprehensible screeds

why is this bot in my mentions bitching about cloudflare being used by a site I linked to?

is this that "streetwear" I keep hearing so much about?

https://getonfleek.com/product/toy-car-city-map-hoodie/

@maple you a robot!

good robot

@kensanata@octodon.social but I make the hedgehogs houses out of wood! they should stop eating the hedgie houses!

@colon_three @halcy nah, it's not that, they're too busy with their noses planted in powder