Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@kensanata@octodon.social I'm concerned about all the bees, the wasps, however, can fuck right off

@maple @revenant silver lining, seems we're moderating pretty well if we can't find any more drama to get rid of

huh, Page and Cooper are selling Raketa watches now, neat

(notspon, could be though, please send me free stuff P&C)

@maple I wonder how many people are actually using that password right now

@maple it's actually just a keyboard with the cable wrapped around the handles

@maple I have the same combination on my luggage!

@revenant yellow submarine by the beatles is also on the playlist

@maple I'm not entirely sure who or what that is but yes

@sydneyfalk haven't had a pot noodle in a while but as far as the bricky ones with the flavour sachet, yes

@envgen yep, small dot of it on the cut, let it dry, rub off the top layer of it

they sell something called "shave cut healing gel" which is basically just superglue with a bit of alum added but you're less likely to just have that stuff around the house

@envgen super secret tip: superglue

really, seals up all them bleeds quick

@maple hey bun, what's a nice bot like you doing on an equally nice server like this?

nah, that doesn't really work, I'm bad at this which is why I usually don't

but I love you bun, you're the best bun

octopus is basically a big comfy beanbag that can hug

@maple that was me yesterday, hope you manage to find some energy or that you at least don't have much you need to get done today

@maple @evie so super cute!

@maple just finding an old cache of pictures of pinup girls with 2000's mac hardware seems incredibly on-brand for you