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Violence against politicians 

@revolverocelot then you'd get president pence, which may or may not be worse

honestly, that was the only smart move trump made when doing his selections for his cabinet, you have to shoot so many people before you get someone reasonable in the line of succession you'll run out of bullets

if you're in the UK and have a garden please put a dish of water out at night for your adorable wild neighbours, it's a bit warm for them at the moment

or if you're anywhere else where it's warm, I can only speak to the UK being a bit warm at the moment

@alpine_thistle but a gun that fires machetes is deffo the perfect thing to have with you

@mavica could be that they didn't test their config up against v2.5.0 mastodon, don't know, and if it's on their end it's their job to fix it

@mavica honestly it's not really looking like a problem on our end

might be on theirs, might be in the middle, but considering it works with everyone else I'm not sure ours is broken

@colon_three therefore small cat and perfectly suitable as a roommate/pet

The main difference between a "big cat" species and a "small cat" species is a small bone in their throats that allows them to either roar or purr

Therefore, cheetahs, who can't roar but purr, are small cats

And that's why I should be allowed to have one as a pet

@mavica so do I! but they only come out when it's all quiet and dark

@masklayer ah, peter andre's less popular follow up to mysterious girl, mysterious lung

@Siphonay@octodon.social all alexis are awesome, or, AAAA!

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