Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

I've been informed that yelling "WHEEEYYYY!!" any time a waiter/barman/etc. drops a glass on the floor, thus smashing it, is not a universal response

What do you lot in other countries do?

@mavica get thee up the grocery shop missy!

@autistikai yeah, doesn't seem ideal

hell, it put me as an eco-anarchist when my view on environmental issues is just "hey, try to make a small effort to not fuck things up much more" rather than anything more strongly put

breakfast cereal is just kibble for humans

@mavica go get mavica foods!

@mavica such a good bot!

@scoots also the other way around

I recall lots of us getting banned from twitter for tooting "fuck terfs"

@woozle Baby parts $0.50 each Regardless of size

@mavica robo-paws!

@colon_three @halcy the greater bristol area would also like to join you

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@mavica

@mavica from a long way away and using the widest definitions of things you are a furby!

image by u/Deus_Payne on reddit

@celesteh@mastodon.social @plsburydoughboy @radikalgrafitio there is in fact evidence that she's anti-brexit

if you can call a hat evidence, which, considering the careful choices she makes with her wardrobe, I do

https://www.theguardian.com/fashion/2017/jun/21/queens-hat-alludes-to-brexit

@mavica maybe not paint the whole floppy but designs with a black background could look good

@mavica it's like Universal Paperclips but with hedgehog pictures

I've had to buy more storage for pictures from the hedgiecam

current disk usage is 31.2 GB