Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@mavica same conversation you'd need a microbe emoji for I'd expect

redacted section is about probable fuel shortages for at least a couple of weeks

also the original title was referring to this being the base scenario, not worst case, worst case is worse

https://twitter.com/RosamundUrwin/status/1171864228879372289

The OPERATION YELLOWHAMMER summary report has been released

https://assets.publishing.service.gov.uk/government/uploads/system/uploads/attachment_data/file/831199/20190802_Latest_Yellowhammer_Planning_assumptions_CDL.pdf

It's basically a lot of words saying "we're fucked"

@mavica hoppy disk

@mavica blooop

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@mavica smol critter 🧡

@mavica whisky entle checking in

Mastodon: Still the only social network where you're safe from William Shatner

if your cameras were any good you wouldn't need half a dozen of them strapped to the fucker

Well done Tim! You got an always on display! Rest of us with real watches have only had that for a couple centuries!

And a WHOLE 18 HOURS of battery life! Wow, I'm so impressed, you could maybe go out for a daytrip without having to bring your charger!

It's the Devil's Advocaat

@mavica ah, fair enough, I'll send you a config for mine over discord for if you ever want to mess with it though, goes through Amsterdam

works for me, ymmv, I set this up so long ago I can't quite remember how it all works, etc.

@mavica I usually just fill out the captive portal shite and then turn the vpn on for privacy, don't know a way to automate that bit, but the vpn-y bit works

@mavica I don't know anything about captive portals but do you want to use my vpn?

LB: @mavica does super good pixels!

byte made my current avatar!