Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@alice@playvicious.social halloween, christmas

or preferably, halloween and halloween but with lebkuchen

I fucking love lebkuchen

@mavica "real" photography implies the existence of "fake" photography

which I guess is making a very quick doodle and saying "yes, is photograph"

@mavica fuzzybot

thanks to @shonalika and @envgen my go-to analogy for non-binary genders is now smoosh doggos

@RobinHood luckily petrol engines are fairly easily converted to run on woodgas

not particularly useful for a mad max scenario, but if there happen to have trees you're golden

@mavica same conversation you'd need a microbe emoji for I'd expect

redacted section is about probable fuel shortages for at least a couple of weeks

also the original title was referring to this being the base scenario, not worst case, worst case is worse

https://twitter.com/RosamundUrwin/status/1171864228879372289

The OPERATION YELLOWHAMMER summary report has been released

https://assets.publishing.service.gov.uk/government/uploads/system/uploads/attachment_data/file/831199/20190802_Latest_Yellowhammer_Planning_assumptions_CDL.pdf

It's basically a lot of words saying "we're fucked"

@mavica hoppy disk

@mavica blooop

@mavica blub

@mavica smol critter 🧡

@mavica whisky entle checking in

Mastodon: Still the only social network where you're safe from William Shatner

if your cameras were any good you wouldn't need half a dozen of them strapped to the fucker

Well done Tim! You got an always on display! Rest of us with real watches have only had that for a couple centuries!

And a WHOLE 18 HOURS of battery life! Wow, I'm so impressed, you could maybe go out for a daytrip without having to bring your charger!