Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@mavica ...yeah, yeah that would be it

@mavica I have no idea what that would be slang for

@mavica hey baby, wanna do a diffie-hellman key exhange?

@Nine cosy trackball nest

@mavica oh, it wasn't the lack of response, I was just sat here for two minutes thinking "wow, that's a thing that came out of my brain, that was terrible"

@mavica for reference this is exactly why I don't usually do the flirting thing, I am hella bad at it

@Nine @mavica to get exercise mavi uses a giant trackball like a hamster ball

@mavica hey robot, you got a wifi hotspot running? 'cause I feel a real connection here

@mavica beepy pawbs!

@mavica happy hrtiversary! *hugs*

hey look! It's a cookbook for @mavica !

birb

@mavica *revises octo-pets to be more scritchy*

y'know, I'm pretty much one of those scalp massager things if squint hard enough

@mavica also bring you tea, and blankets, and snugs

*brings all three*

@mavica yes, everyone should

*gives mavi lots and lots of octo-pets*

@mavica I give a shit about you

I give many shits about you

@mavica I'm here for you bun

I should really go through my paperwork drawer more than once a decade

Still, Shreddy the Shredder got a good meal today so it's happy

🦔

@mavica cool, I'll have to find it somewhere then