Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@benhamill@cybre.space @HTHR@cybre.space el paquete semanal IN SPACE

"we're onionising the office!"
"...don't you mean unionising?"
*the room slowly fills with onions*
"...shit"

Cross-platform software, only works on annoyed arm chips

I'm hearing stuff about new users again, what did twitter fuck up now?

@mavica I'm sure it is, bun

@mavica translucent outfit eh?

all tech should be cased in translucent plastic

@mavica oh wow, of course they do

@mavica yeah, I'm not any better

maybe if tiny nail printers existed

@mavica tiny lil pixel art nails

@sydneyfalk also remind them that the proper pronunciation sounds like "fill it" and their name makes no goddamn sense

@halcy we just suspended the entire instance

you can tell all our hedgehogs are well fed by the fact that if it's raining they don't bother coming out to the cafe

@mavica don't really have much of a mouth, but *bumps head against mavi*

@noelle ...and that's that nicked for over here

is

@revolverocelot easter egg where he's wandering around in a white vest without any shoes on

@mavica @InspectorCaracal 'course if it were for tonight then Elton John's Saturday Night's Alright for Fighting is a shoo-in

@mavica @InspectorCaracal I'm going for either Sweet - Ballroom Blitz ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewFBuYHldeY ) if I want to be totally on the nose or Joan Jett and the Blackhearts - Bad Reputation ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XTkt5riFqs ) if I want to have some fun with it