Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@seb_ly is there another button where multi-millionaires and up lose all of their money and power and the good stuff happens?

'cause if there is I'd hit that one, otherwise the button given

I am a...
⚪ man
⚪ woman
🔘 octopus

looking for a...
⚪ man
⚪ woman
🔘 cup of tea

@tcql@octodon.social @mavica put it on a NAS and connect a bunch of ethernet cables to it! it's like spaghetti for a squobit!

@mavica *brings you large amounts of sd cards filled with ebooks to cronch on* more input for you!

@mavica *offers many and varied octo-hugs*

@yisraeldov@linuxrocks.online @djsundog 'course anyone with Patek money isn't middle class, but brands like Longines, Baume et Mercier, Nomos, etc. might be good choices

@Nine both!

cottie? hutie? don't know what the word for both would be

@yisraeldov@linuxrocks.online @djsundog seconded, a reasonable mechanical watch will easily last generations

Patek Phillipe used to use the marketing slogan "You never actually own a Patek Philippe. You merely look after it for the next generation."

Which is of course bollocks but there's an element of truth to it

@benhamill@cybre.space @HTHR@cybre.space el paquete semanal IN SPACE

"we're onionising the office!"
"...don't you mean unionising?"
*the room slowly fills with onions*
"...shit"

Cross-platform software, only works on annoyed arm chips

I'm hearing stuff about new users again, what did twitter fuck up now?

@mavica I'm sure it is, bun

@mavica translucent outfit eh?

all tech should be cased in translucent plastic

@mavica oh wow, of course they do

@mavica yeah, I'm not any better

maybe if tiny nail printers existed

@mavica tiny lil pixel art nails

@sydneyfalk also remind them that the proper pronunciation sounds like "fill it" and their name makes no goddamn sense