Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@mavica I don't know who you're talking about so they don't seem to be that popular

@swordgays that's a good cat right there

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@swordgays @mavica I generally prefer they get killed with fire but outside is also good

@swordgays @mavica any with less or more than eight legs and octopus shall ride to the rescue

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@mavica @swordgays I'm okay with bugs, fucking arachnids though

FUCK. THAT.

I see a spider and I am fucking out of there

you could probably make a decent explanation of what a social construct is entirely through an analogy involving orks from WH40K

"da girl onez like pink"

@mavica I agree with your t-shirt, you cute!

@Siphonay@octodon.social anglais: MASHED SPUDS

@mavica

@banjofox@elekk.xyz good a reason to buy big arrays of hard drives as any other

@GeoffWozniak I'd be half tempted taking out a contract against everyone who works there with the message "you're all fucking terrible people" but fuck giving them money

@mavica well that's a... uh... thing

@sydneyfalk irons man is composed entirely of steam irons

@mavica hoppy friend researching hoppy friends!

@mavica wibbit

@Nine counterpoint: octopus can pet a whole eight other beings!

@rey I'm not entirely sure I want to be blamed for this, but it is very good and entirely accurate