Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@sydneyfalk when they offer you a "solution" they're actually planning to dissolve all your stuff in water

@revolverocelot ooh, shiny

if you want to be a pedant to the guides there tell them about Dave Scott's Bulova chronograph that he wore on the moon during Apollo 15, the speedmaster wasn't the only watch that made it up there

we out here performing complex rituals in esoteric languages to make the elemental forces of the universe get these weird rocks to do our bidding

sounds pretty damn magic to me

@mavica magic animal friends are called familiars

mavica is computer

computers are magic

mavi can be a familiar!

@mavica you're robot!

@Nine was actually me who got to the upload button first on them but these are indeed mavi all over

@Nine @mavica same, I saw them and went all "we need these for the mavi"

@mavica comf bun!

We have the bunhd emojos now

cheers @Feuerfuchs

*bezos showing off his diamond encrusted hand basin*

"motherfucker, this is not what we meant when we said you should use some of your gigantic fortune on carbon sinks"

@mavica I don't know who you're talking about so they don't seem to be that popular

@swordgays that's a good cat right there

As we head into the primary gifting period you may be looking for the perfect gift for that special entity

May we humbly present; a neon computer pin!

Available for the very reasonable sum of USD$8 each with USD$5 flat-rate shipping

DM @mavica to order one

@swordgays @mavica I generally prefer they get killed with fire but outside is also good

@swordgays @mavica any with less or more than eight legs and octopus shall ride to the rescue

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PICK AND MIX QUALITY STREET TINS

@mavica @swordgays I'm okay with bugs, fucking arachnids though

FUCK. THAT.

I see a spider and I am fucking out of there

you could probably make a decent explanation of what a social construct is entirely through an analogy involving orks from WH40K

"da girl onez like pink"