Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@tcql@octodon.social I'm gonna be that bastard

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Not horror, but same effect

done for surprisingly reasonable prices

@LaserScheme 10/10 would investigate in the ocean

@penguin42 maybe give them a little leeway but basic fact checking should be in place

like with Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson's bus, "£350 million a week goes to the EU", no it quite clearly doesn't

(seriously, any time they're out there you can hear them yelling about Thoreau in hedgehog)

(in reality the People's Republic of Hedgehogistan is actually closer to an anarcho-primitivist collective what with their larking around foraging for food and not being concerned with the whole "civilisation" bollocks and therefore doesn't have ministers and stuff, but facebook doesn't need to know that bit)

Due to the recent decision by Facebook to allow outright lies in adverts so long as the person behind them is a politician I am appointing everyone here who wants it as ministers without portfolio for the People's Republic of Hedgehogistan, a completely real country that I in no way just made up

@Heannan hey, welcome!

you can find all our rules here: https://computerfairi.es/about/more

if you'd like a guide on how to get around @noelle wrote a super good one that can be found here: https://github.com/joyeusenoelle/GuideToMastodon/

and if you'd like to ask questions then I'm around, I'm one of the mods here

Mostly 'cause I can't figure out how to get the wifi driver working

@sydneyfalk are former presidents still counted as government officials?

'cause if they are, standard procedure

if they're not then it'll be weird and complicated

and yes, I do realise that I've just called the impeachment of a president for a bunch of crimes "standard procedure"

@avi could probably make a decent set of bolas out of them

@halcy I totally want to see this court case

@halcy chmod 777

can never remember the permissions stuff, it's probably fine

(sometimes it's very not fine)

I swear my granddad thinks I'm magic

"Oh hey, I saw a watch on tv the other day, it had a black face and white hands, do you know what it was?"

"...that could be literally anything"

WHAT THE SHIT