Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@TheGibson your guess is as good as ours

reggie is good cat

also v. warm

@TheGibson probably says a lot that I'm not entirely sure which tired, philanderous, coward you're referring to right now

keep mastodon weird

@sydneyfalk I... yeah, that sounds about right

someone's just mentioned that kfc dating sim game and I've just realised that no, that was an actual thing that happened and not some bizarre fever dream I had

@mavica *wraps the mavi in a blanket and gives lots of pets to the bunrito*

HOLY CRAP

A. Lange & Söhne have done a stainless steel sports watch!

https://www.hodinkee.com/articles/introducing-the-lange-odysseus

@mavica WOBOT!

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@evie for a whole two hours

how will they cope?

@Jo hey, devils are LAWFUL evil after all, thought I might see some wandering about

I just saw a headline reading "UK should consider legalising possession, MPs say"

Sounded a lot more awesome before I realised they were talking about drugs

@colon_three *many headpats for the cat*

*like, a whole eight arms worth*

@tom hedgehogs are the best 🦔

@sydneyfalk that and it's well known that tigers are generally quite socially progressive, which will help when they get to vote

@sydneyfalk that's true

I was thinking more if they haven't come to an agreement in x hours then a bunch of tigers get to go in and vote as well

@sydneyfalk the catholic church doesn't have it televised and large predatory animals introduced at regular intervals though, we'd totally want that

@sydneyfalk for a fancier name for it call it a conclave

'cause that's basically a papal conclave in a nutshell