Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@syrup due to lack of a lap how about using my squishy body as pillow while I pet?

@mavica you computer!

ah, another homestuck for me to be blissfully ignorant of

🦊

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@mavica hi queer im octopus!

@TheGibson your guess is as good as ours

reggie is good cat

also v. warm

@TheGibson probably says a lot that I'm not entirely sure which tired, philanderous, coward you're referring to right now

keep mastodon weird

@sydneyfalk I... yeah, that sounds about right

someone's just mentioned that kfc dating sim game and I've just realised that no, that was an actual thing that happened and not some bizarre fever dream I had

@mavica *wraps the mavi in a blanket and gives lots of pets to the bunrito*

HOLY CRAP

A. Lange & Söhne have done a stainless steel sports watch!

https://www.hodinkee.com/articles/introducing-the-lange-odysseus