Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

my gender is that one that rampages through a town nicking stuff

wait, no, gander, that's a gander

@syrup *is basically beanbag that can also pet*

@syrup due to lack of a lap how about using my squishy body as pillow while I pet?

@mavica you computer!

ah, another homestuck for me to be blissfully ignorant of

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@mavica hi queer im octopus!

@TheGibson your guess is as good as ours

reggie is good cat

also v. warm

@TheGibson probably says a lot that I'm not entirely sure which tired, philanderous, coward you're referring to right now

keep mastodon weird

@sydneyfalk I... yeah, that sounds about right