Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@mavica ooh, cool multi-colour gradient effect!

agreed, you cute

also featuring 🦊 !

🦔

We got a load of really good pictures last night

HAVE 333 OF THEM!

https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/10qEZbCCrtbyCdIzYudoJ6c6lHM834Beg?usp=sharing

@mavica also he should reconcile with his ted-ex

@mavica ooh, good point

I propose a scale based on size of business compared with how much they shitpost

like wendys, massive company, shitpost a little, banned

small dentist practice, shitpost a lot, they can stay

How to market on the fediverse:

We just had an account that tooted a short blurb about some dentist practice somewhere, obvious it was an automated account, suspended it within minutes

Now, if they'd taken 5 minutes to get the feel of the place, put that blurb in their bio, and tooted "TEETH TEETH TEETH" we'd totally have kept them around

when robots go online they use bleepspeak

@mavica glonk droid

well this is a headline: "Jeremy Corbyn accuses Boris Johnson of breaking his promise by still being alive"

https://www.independent.co.uk/voices/general-election-jeremy-corbyn-boris-johnson-vote-mps-brexit-eu-a9175221.html

@noelle I'm pretty sure all the best guides on doing that have "ABANDON ALL HOPE YE WHO ENTER HERE" written prominently at the top

sorry olly but the best youtube musical number today is BDG doing ska

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCEewyIE_0c

@mavica doing yoga

@mplouffe@scholar.social I know Japanese whiskys take after the Scottish tradition so I'd make a wild guess at them being more similar to those

@mavica able to squeeze into a pic-a-nic basket and... meditate? I don't know what yoga actually is

so... how 'bout that ditch then boris?

@codl shush, we're trying to keep that bit quiet

it's just as well hedgehogs are cute

you'd be amazed and appalled by just how much shite can come out such a smol critter

@mavica *comes in with emergency octo-hugs and pets*

you're the best bun and you're lovely