Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

HEDGIE PAW!

original concept behind the SCP foundation: spooky scary horror stories

all of us: YAY! SLEEPOVER AT 999'S! 1471'S BRINGING 458 ALONG!

@mavica bloody pleroma again

libel bunny pls fix yer shit

@mavica yeah, pretty much

@mavica yeah, I've heard mention of it but not what it actually is

@Linda I've never heard a case where that stopped anyone

do I need to know about the current meta or have we already suspended the belligerents?

@mavica ooh, cool multi-colour gradient effect!

agreed, you cute

also featuring 🦊 !

🦔

We got a load of really good pictures last night

HAVE 333 OF THEM!

https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/10qEZbCCrtbyCdIzYudoJ6c6lHM834Beg?usp=sharing

@mavica also he should reconcile with his ted-ex

@mavica ooh, good point

I propose a scale based on size of business compared with how much they shitpost

like wendys, massive company, shitpost a little, banned

small dentist practice, shitpost a lot, they can stay

How to market on the fediverse:

We just had an account that tooted a short blurb about some dentist practice somewhere, obvious it was an automated account, suspended it within minutes

Now, if they'd taken 5 minutes to get the feel of the place, put that blurb in their bio, and tooted "TEETH TEETH TEETH" we'd totally have kept them around

when robots go online they use bleepspeak

@mavica glonk droid

well this is a headline: "Jeremy Corbyn accuses Boris Johnson of breaking his promise by still being alive"

https://www.independent.co.uk/voices/general-election-jeremy-corbyn-boris-johnson-vote-mps-brexit-eu-a9175221.html

@noelle I'm pretty sure all the best guides on doing that have "ABANDON ALL HOPE YE WHO ENTER HERE" written prominently at the top