Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@tom @mavica is this a new friendlier version of cryptolocker?

there's a documentary on tv right now about the duchy of cornwall

they had a birthday party for price charles and all the tenants were there

imagine having to turn up to your landlord's birthday party, must suck

@avi I never know either these days, turns out we did pretty good with it

I totally would have put out a little carved pumpkin for the hedgehogs tonight but unfortunately pumpkin disagrees with them and makes them feel a bit ill

another of my favourite genre of hedgie pic, other animals looking at hedgehogs thinking "wat r u?"

@mavica my spleen: what's going on? why is everyone panicking?

@mavica oh god same when doing any sort of exercise

@Siphonay@octodon.social #knuckletats

@mavica ooh, time to calibrate them gyros!

someone should totally write a bot for this

harry/draco, 4, moderate or poor
reylo, 7, good
ironstrange, 5, moderate

this has been the shipping forecast

@Jo obviously the tax bill for universal orlando was looking a bit high so they shuffled the money to sky one

New watch from Brew coming out soon

in-keeping with their usual shtick it comes with a bezel specially designed for timing espresso shots

it's quite neat

https://www.brew-watches.com/watches/mastergraph-copper

cc: @evie

HEDGIE PAW!

original concept behind the SCP foundation: spooky scary horror stories

all of us: YAY! SLEEPOVER AT 999'S! 1471'S BRINGING 458 ALONG!

@mavica bloody pleroma again

libel bunny pls fix yer shit