Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@mavica even though they're not as elaborate they are all fantastic

@SuricrasiaOnline one day, after first contact, jorts will be known as earth's greatest contribution to the galaxy

I dream of a future where we can all have a little salami

@mavica

@mavica while the computerfairi.es shipping and fulfilment centre is usually staffed by hedgehogs they're all off on their winter break so the orders will be packed by yours truly

@mavica it's a mavica!

@LaserScheme opossums are so good

Yeah, sure, there's no problem playing "baby it's cold outside" every christmas because "it was a product of its time" but if I go around singing "let's get a few people tied up in trees and sacrifice them to odin this midwinter solstice" which was an incredibly popular song at the time (if a lot more pithy in the original ancient norse) then I get chucked out of lidl

@mavica cool, will do when I know

steam's saying delivery delays expected and that it'll be 6-8 working days to get to me, so might take a little while until that happens

@mavica right, I'll put the order in and find out the best way to get it in your paws

@mavica not entirely sure, don't know how big the package is (write your own jokes here) but probably under 20 quid?

quite possibly well under

@mavica £11.40 to me, then however much it is to send it your way, I'll do it if you want one

although showing "ease of setting things" next to a perpetual calendar is... an interesting decision

(perpetual calendars are massive pain in the arse to set)

I do enjoy when the swiss watch industry decides to take the piss out of stuff

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSJ3_jGRjqs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXaloPPzpaA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mwaK69yvX0