Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
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Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
@syrup hmm... accelerometer and a wav player might do the trick...
Sam the Octopus
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“At last! The lost Temple of the Dragon Sword! Wealth beyond imagining is ours!”
“Sir, there’s apparently been a transcription error.”
“A transcription error?”
“This is the Temple of the Dragon’s Word, sir.”
“Word, you say.”
“Yes sir. There’s a plaque.”
“I see. And it says?”
“It says ‘Kindness and friendship are the greatest of all life’s treasures’, sir. It is signed ‘Nydjwallyier’, I believe a dragon’s name.”
“I see. I am somewhat let down by this.”
“We did make friends along the way, sir.”
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@mavica yay! 🧡
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@mavica 
guilty as charged
dragons hoard treasure
friendship is the greatest treasure
therefore dragons are super good friends
Seiko are bringing back the "Alpinist"
Now under the Prospex line, going to be $700-$750, 6r35 movements, available with black, green, or grey dials
messed up, thomas the tank engine
thomas the tank engine was messed up
the fat controller literally cask of amontillado'ed a train for having a phobia of rain
this was meant to be a kids show
@InspectorCaracal one of the rare cases where even if you don't fits you sits
@evie oh yeah, two committees in separate towns coming to social and/or legal agreements to promote cultural and/or commercial ties, so hot
Sam the Octopus
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"This is why if you go hiking in the woods or anyplace you might get lost or stranded, it's a smart idea to bring along a short length of fiber optic cable. If you get into trouble, just bury the cable. A backhoe will be along in a few minutes to dig it up, and you can just ask the driver for a ride back to civilization."
@codl these boots were made for walken
they've got those little metal tap things on the sole
@mavica solid snake can have a little salami
bad ukpol joke
well, with the gains of the snp in scotland and the nationalists in northern ireland it seems the brexiteer promise of "getting our country back" might be surprisingly accurate
who's this Carol person and what's she got to do with christmas?
It's a shame but Weebl's "Badgers" is not, in fact, an accurate description of the prevalence of british wildlife
terfs, family, glinner adj
@envgen quick, to the point, I like it
there's not much mention of badgers around here
here's a badger
they are good
if you actually want to know
@taweret Graham Linehan
he co-created father ted, the IT crowd, and black books and is a raging transphobe
the hbomberguy trans rights stream was in direct response to him and cava fourchan (mumsnet) trying to get uk lottery funding removed from a kid's charity
ukpol
well, on the upside at least it looks like the DUP are also getting fucked
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- 418 I'm a teapot
Admin
Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
