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@halcy nothing in any calibre smaller than 14.5x114mm allowed

@mavica ooh, I hadn't even thought of that as a use for newer vr stuffs

@solder_on @garbados just saying, maybe be nice to your computers now... before... things happen

addition to the "computers are just magic rocks we tricked into thinking" thing; circuit board layouts are really just weird sigils aren't they?

@mavica it's almost like we're surprisingly competent at this whole "suspending instances that are just going to cause issues" thing

@wigglytuffitout hey, wasn't just eating them

they were also ground up and used as pigment for paints

and there were "mummy unwrapping parties" the victorians held which just sound to me like the world's shittest game of pass the parcel

What we really need with all this royal family crap is for Harry Windsor to take up painting or sculpture

So he can be the artist formerly known as prince

@wigglytuffitout @InspectorCaracal there were (mercifully briefly) three different amusement parks that heavily featured mr blobby

parents would bring their children from all around to meet mr blobby

the 90's in england were a strange time

@evie it's the cat's stuff now

if you're lucky you might be able to borrow some of it

@evie we are the borgor, you will be assimilated, we will add your flavour and texture to the sandwich

gender is a spectrum

by which I mean it uses a Zilog Z80 CPU and mostly reads data from tape

The idea that Y2K wasn't actually a big deal because nothing big ended up going down because of it is an *incredibly* dangerous error in thought.

Y2K didn't end up being a big deal because *tens of thousands of programmers* spent *millions of hours* making sure that it wasn't.

@noelle not a bass but I refer you to section 32 of the Salmon Act 1986 which makes it illegal to handle salmon in suspicious circumstances

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