Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es
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Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
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@InspectorCaracal I'm 100% sure those same people still insist on indigo being a colour
@InspectorCaracal "roses are red
violets aren't blue
but bugger all rhymes with violet
so fuck you"
Any stone can be used in a banishing ritual if you throw it at the bastard hard enough
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Roses are red
Life's quite a rat race
May you flee Capitalism
With Tim Curry in SPACE
@TheGibson aw, shame
I was going to see what we could do about getting a high score
@TheGibson you didn't happen to make a note of who was winning that ranking did you?
New Sinn releases!
Two limited editions, the 104 St Sa A B E and the 158
104 St Sa A B E is a 104 with blue dial and bezel, arabic numerals, and ivory lume, limited to 1,000 pieces
The 158 is a lot more interesting though, heavily inspired by the old 155 Bw from the 80's, limited to 500 pieces
@noelle bees are like "don't know what you lot are on about, they just built some nice houses for us"
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"average person launches 3 EC2 instances a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person launches 0 instances per year. Computers Georg, who lives in cave & launches over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
@noelle predicting some of the stuff that breaks isn't written in python and uses no dependencies that are written in python
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new video from me, ec and bad people in thumbnail
hey I did a new video
it's called Defeat & Despair and it's about that weird issue you get when you want to do activism but are too busy being crushed by the overwhelming shittiness of the world itself
and how to make that not happen
@noelle @alice@elekk.xyz why not both?
switch it from chain to chain depending on if you want it on the swing arm or on your neck at that particular moment!
@cypnk the door was interesting, none of this making the door fit the frame or vice versa, just "yep, that's okay for a door, hand me the chainsaw"
@cypnk this might be of interest if you haven't seen it yet
super simple small cabin with minimal materials that can be put together in a day
@noelle ...
I have many questions, most of which can be summed up as "wat?"
@garbados “For instance, on the planet Earth, man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much—the wheel, New York, wars and so on—whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man—for precisely the same reasons.”
@mavica first thing to do has to be an under construction page with all the gifs
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Hedgehog wrangler, cat feeder, octopus whomst love smol critters
"i never thought someone could be such a watch nerd and yet here you are" ~ @maple
Joined Oct 2017
