Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

@mavica soff and fuzzy bot!

"Plymouth man denies attack with seagull"

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-devon-51013458

"A man has denied wielding a seagull in a fight with a cafe customer."

YOU'RE NOT MY REAL LADDER!

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violets are [data expunged]
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Whoever came up with the phrase "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" is obviously unfamiliar with the Trojan War

@InspectorCaracal The only real colours are those laid out in the HTML 4.01 spec

Yep, only 16 of them

@InspectorCaracal heh, yeah, I can see

@InspectorCaracal I was just taking the piss, I did not expect that to hit a nerve like it did

@InspectorCaracal indigo is a bullshit colour that's only on the spectrum because Newton had an alchemical hard-on for the number 7

it's blue

H. P. Lovecraft was so ridiculously racist he reportedly had a panic attack when he learnt that one of his great grandparents was Welsh

@InspectorCaracal I'm 100% sure those same people still insist on indigo being a colour

@InspectorCaracal "roses are red
violets aren't blue
but bugger all rhymes with violet
so fuck you"

Any stone can be used in a banishing ritual if you throw it at the bastard hard enough

@TheGibson aw, shame

I was going to see what we could do about getting a high score

@TheGibson you didn't happen to make a note of who was winning that ranking did you?

New Sinn releases!

Two limited editions, the 104 St Sa A B E and the 158

104 St Sa A B E is a 104 with blue dial and bezel, arabic numerals, and ivory lume, limited to 1,000 pieces

The 158 is a lot more interesting though, heavily inspired by the old 155 Bw from the 80's, limited to 500 pieces

lil spiny friend I just saw on the doorstep